Square Pegs
戆夫成龙
Other Title:
Ngong Fu Sing Lung / Zhuang Fu Cheng Long / Đôi Đũa Lệch / Người Chồng Mất Trí / 戇夫成龍
📅 2003
🌐 Hong Kong
Director:
Lau Shun On, Lam Chi Yan
Cast:
Roger Kwok, Jessica Hsuan, Raymond Cho, Leila Tong, Winnie Yeung
Comedy
Romance
Storyline & Synopsis
Choi Fong (Jessica Hsuan) is the eldest daughter of the Ling family
that includes her oft-absent father, stepmother and stepsister Choi Dip
(Leila Tong). Like Cinderella, she undertakes all the housework, does
the grocery shopping, cooks for the family, and prevents her father's
antique collection from falling prey to her stepmother's gambling
appetite.
One day, Mrs. Ling's vice finally catches up with her and to pay a
particular debt, Choi Dip is consigned to marry the village idiot Ding
Seung Wong or Ah Wong (Roger Kwok), who is about as intelligent as an
eight-year old. Unwilling to commit her real daughter to a life of
misery, Mrs. Ling arranges a double wedding and switches the brides so
that Choi Fong ends up marrying Ah Wong, while Choi Dip marries Bao Gai
Zong (Raymond Cho), the scion of the wealthy Bao family. And so begins
Choi Fong's merry schemes to escape from her marriage with Ah Wong who,
to her consternation, takes an immediate liking to her and clings to her
like sticky biscuit dough.
After several failed attempts evading her fate, Choi Fong gradually
resigns herself to play Ah Wong's "lou por jai" or "little wife". One
day, a strange girl Yeung Pui Kwan (Winnie Yeung) arrives in town and
claims Ah Wong for her fiancé. Choi Fong soon learns that Ah Wong was
actually a bright young man and the real heir of the Bao family who
inexplicably disappeared two years ago, only to reappear with an IQ of
an eight-year old. Hoping to return Ah Wong to his rightful babysitter as soon as
possible, Choi Fong agrees to help Pui Kwan get to the root of the
mystery. So the girls embark on a campaign to expose the bogus Bao Gai
Zong, reinstate Ah Wong as the rightful heir, and help him regain his
memory. But just as Ah Wong begins to show signs of recovery, Choi Fong
realises to her dismay that she has fallen for him...